Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby Nuts » Thu 17 Jul, 2014 5:24 pm

Well, roll out the star spangled bananacopter, strike up the anthem.
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby beardless » Thu 17 Jul, 2014 6:33 pm

Dear sir, in the words of one of the best insulters you are macrocephalic to think that people like me who don't even know you and who have nothing against you will spend time thinking of an insult just so you stay.
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby ILUVSWTAS » Thu 17 Jul, 2014 6:35 pm

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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby north-north-west » Fri 18 Jul, 2014 10:12 am

I should have just started a poll to pick the best insult and then PMed everyone to sign off on the petition.
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby ollster » Fri 18 Jul, 2014 2:04 pm

north-north-west wrote:I should have just started a poll to pick the best insult and then PMed everyone to sign off on the petition.


Well it's not working so far. I'll give you 10/100 and I think that's being generous.
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby Tortoise » Fri 18 Jul, 2014 7:05 pm

ollster wrote:Well it's not working so far. I'll give you 10/100 and I think that's being generous.

That'd be right, for a trollster... Make that 11. :)
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby corvus » Fri 18 Jul, 2014 8:52 pm

beardless wrote:Dear sir, in the words of one of the best insulters you are macrocephalic to think that people like me who don't even know you and who have nothing against you will spend time thinking of an insult just so you stay.


Wow new word for me ,so much easier to say big headed don't you think :)
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby corvus » Fri 18 Jul, 2014 10:06 pm

ILUVSWTAS wrote:
ollster wrote:C'mon ILUV, insult me you prick!



If my last post wasn't enough then... then........... then.... you're a poo head!!

There, I said it. It took me a decade but I finally called you a poo head.



All we need now are Corvus, Brett and Shughes to come back and it'd be just like old times.... actually no I hope they dont come back. :shock:


Never left unlike some ,Ennui did cause me not to be tacit in some posts and being "hors de combat" for many months keeps me from current participation in active walks or activities.

However we do have some more Tasmanian content now, albeit ""poo..."" banter and a mutual fondling from the Southern coterie"which is somewhat better than their where is it input guessing game :lol:
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby ollster » Wed 23 Jul, 2014 11:06 am

Tortoise wrote:
ollster wrote:Well it's not working so far. I'll give you 10/100 and I think that's being generous.

That'd be right, for a trollster... Make that 11. :)


11, plus corvus insulting me by merely presenting himself, equals 12!
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby doogs » Wed 23 Jul, 2014 12:12 pm

Ollster - I understand a little 'ned' from my years in Scotland and I'm pretty sure Corvus is saying he missed you. He'd probably downed a couple of bottles of 'buckie' (Buckfast) before he'd typed that though as it was later on in the day.. so I wouldn't panic too much.
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby ILUVSWTAS » Wed 23 Jul, 2014 6:58 pm

ollster wrote:
Tortoise wrote:
ollster wrote:Well it's not working so far. I'll give you 10/100 and I think that's being generous.

That'd be right, for a trollster... Make that 11. :)


11, plus corvus insulting me by merely presenting himself, equals 12!



LOL!

I liked the way he seemed to think just because we have the better scenery in the sowf of the state we have the exclusive rights to the "where am I" game.....
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby corvus » Wed 23 Jul, 2014 7:45 pm

doogs wrote:Ollster - I understand a little 'ned' from my years in Scotland and I'm pretty sure Corvus is saying he missed you. He'd probably downed a couple of bottles of 'buckie' (Buckfast) before he'd typed that though as it was later on in the day.. so I wouldn't panic too much.

doogs I only drank Single Malt prior to my move to Tassie back in 1968 never even heard of 'buckie' till years later so as a choochter you must have imbibed plenty or travelled lower class to have first hand knowledge of this 'bevvy' :wink:
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby Nuts » Wed 23 Jul, 2014 7:52 pm

corvus wrote: a mutual fondling from the Southern coterie" which is somewhat better than their where is it input guessing game :lol:

Steady on ol mate :lol:
They aren't guessing, they travel all over the state... :shock: which is kinda odd, given they have the best scenery.. but yep, i think they've been everywhere (man).
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby corvus » Wed 23 Jul, 2014 8:00 pm

ILUVSWTAS wrote:[




LOL!

I liked the way he seemed to think just because we have the better scenery in the sowf of the state we have the exclusive rights to the "where am I" game.....


ILUVSWTAS,9469 post !! wonder what the word count or real information input can be found in your posts,I admit you do have some really nice scenery down there but no better than to be had in the NW, NNW,NE,Central Highlands and the North,endless locations for short to lengthy walks :)
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby corvus » Wed 23 Jul, 2014 8:29 pm

ollster wrote:[

11, plus corvus insulting me by merely presenting himself, equals 12!


ollster with an Avatar that looks like a well sucked teddie looks like you are in need of serious insult,much more than I feel like providing but good to have mindless banter again :lol:
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby ILUVSWTAS » Thu 24 Jul, 2014 1:00 pm

Ohhh got a big bite there......
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby north-north-west » Thu 24 Jul, 2014 4:28 pm

Ok Ollie, how about if I just abuse and insult you 100 different ways and have people vote on their favourite. I can even do it to music:

(Tune: Jingle Bells)
Hairy-arsed Ollie farts,
We all run away.

(Tune: Wild Mountain Thyme)
Will you go, Ollie, go
Just go *&%$#! off forever
Go and climb Federation
In wild and wintry weather.
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby icefest » Thu 24 Jul, 2014 4:51 pm

Come rede me, Oll, come tell me, Oll,
My Oll, come tell me truly,
What length o' graith...
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby corvus » Fri 25 Jul, 2014 9:37 pm

ILUVSWTAS wrote:Ohhh got a big bite there......


Who really was the the bitee? :lol:
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Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

Postby ILUVSWTAS » Sat 26 Jul, 2014 4:19 am

Good to see you still make as much sense as you used to old kid!
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