Nuts wrote:Look out for preoccupied wombats, they are often on a mission. One came from nowhere, I could only watch in horror as the cuddly thing charged (at a full trott) into my leg.
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Nuts wrote:Look out for preoccupied wombats, they are often on a mission. One came from nowhere, I could only watch in horror as the cuddly thing charged (at a full trott) into my leg.
icemancometh wrote:Nuts wrote:Look out for preoccupied wombats, they are often on a mission. One came from nowhere, I could only watch in horror as the cuddly thing charged (at a full trott) into my leg.
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icemancometh wrote:Nuts wrote:Look out for preoccupied wombats, they are often on a mission. One came from nowhere, I could only watch in horror as the cuddly thing charged (at a full trott) into my leg.
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ollster wrote:icemancometh wrote:Nuts wrote:Look out for preoccupied wombats, they are often on a mission. One came from nowhere, I could only watch in horror as the cuddly thing charged (at a full trott) into my leg.
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Almost had that happen myself... "What's that thumping noi... aaarggh!"
Nuts wrote:icemancometh wrote:Nuts wrote:Look out for preoccupied wombats, they are often on a mission. One came from nowhere, I could only watch in horror as the cuddly thing charged (at a full trott) into my leg.
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K.. why, are you about to post something
under10kg wrote:Nuts that sounds a little sad as I adore women.
I am sure the following could get some feedbackPostby ollster » Wed 24 Feb, 2010 8:40 pm
The swedish backpacker chicks are always one day ahead or one day behind your party.
(Along the same lines, attractive, non-mad, single bushwalking chicks in Hobart in the 26-36 year old category are a myth*.
Ollster, you could try this. Visulise your new bushwalking loving woman. (Loves nature and being in nature, sexy, not mad, healthy, non critical, loving, orgasmic and expand to about 20 points) Everyday, imagine the pleasure and feelings when you are walking with this woman. Feel how much pleasure you will get out of this on a feeling level and not just in your mind.Do this for a few minutes a day and then totally forget about it. Repeat each day. The feeling aspect of this method is important as well as the total letting go.
For all the guys that will think this is a lot of total crap, I did this technique each day a while back and in a few weeks I got a woman that satified 18 out of 20 things I imagined. Beng the sex mad man I am everytime I did the exercise I felt her energy and I got turned on. She does love being in nature, and I am having the very best sex in my life, we have been walking in Tasi, New Zealand etc etc
If it works for you I will send you a bill for services provided
Liamy77 wrote:under10kg wrote:Or as an alternative method you could just buy a red sports car when you're all grown up?
under10kg wrote: in a few weeks I got a woman that satified 18 out of 20 things I imagined.
WarrenH wrote:If you're bike-packing near the Byadbo Wilderness, fake a puncture or preferably a catastrophic mechanical, and fix it sitting on the steps of the Deddick Isolated Woman's Group meeting hall.
Warren.
frenchy_84 wrote:Things I have learnt: If your green/red colour blind, dont have identical shaped bottles, one green, one red, for metho and water. Otherwise you may try to boil a kettle full of metho and when that metho ingnites you may then try to extinguish it by pouring more metho on it (not that pouring water on a metho fire is a good idea anyway).
Ah the joys of spending time in an OT hut.
puredingo wrote:If you take a mate on a 2 day walk and this said mate is as about as useless as a doodle on a cow then make sure you take double of everything you need or find you'll only have half of your supplies for yourself since you have to nurse the scab the whole way through the trip....I should of known better.
tasadam wrote:I have the best wife. That is all.
under10kg wrote:Do not take pity on a woman that is carring a 27 kg pack and expect something in return
When struggling under under a pack harness that does not suit you hauling up from Wineglass Bay you might find a delightful lady offering to carry it for you. If that happens get their phone number.
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